People are like Potatoes!
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others …
They are called “Speck Tators.

Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin …
They are called “Aggie Tators.”

There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing
We call them “Hezzie Tators.”
Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden …
They are called “Medi Tators.”

Do you want to hear a gruesome story?
A farmer planted a pumpkin seed. He watered it and cared for it very well, and soon it grew some, and grew some ….

What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?
A fun-gi.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
He was a rotten apple.

Why did the potatoes get a divorce?
Because they couldn’t see eye to eye.

How well is your garden going to grow?
Only thyme will tell

Why did the gardener quit?
His celery wasn’t high enough

A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

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